ang: oh my god
ang: thats… not a roommate ad, is it.
beckah: well it’s
beckah: not NOT a roommate ad
when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago
so my friend just linked me to this on facebook and my response was *amends “things not to do while tripping balls” list to include math and youtube*
please rest assured that it does not make significantly more sense to russian speakers (the only bit I understood clearly was the one where he explains that his friend made some poor life choices in his youth and once got high and hallucinated an extradimensional being, which he asked for life advice, but instead he got a new mathematical theory)
mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME
I have seen hell
BURN IT ALL DOWN
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
The Great British Bake Off: a summary
After she came up to me and said, “I’ve been with my partner for 20 years… We would never get married because he’s on social security income, and because my daughter is disabled I have secondary income from the state to support my daughter. If I got married, both my benefits and his benefits would be reduced because we would become a double income family.”
She was explaining that marriage doesn’t work for poor people, and that it doesn’t work for disabled people. Having really simple examples like hers are important.
|—||What if the LGBTQ movement fought for prison abolition rather than same-sex marriage? (via disabilityhistory)|
I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me… <3
i misread “free” as “tree” at first and now i’m imagining a gotg/firefly crossover.
GROOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WASH
"I am groot.”
“I know you’re Groot, now quit picking his nose and put him right-side up,” Mal orders. “Shiny, just shiny…gorram plant creature’s vocabulary is worse than Jayne’s…”
This post went in a good direction.
One must wonder at the priorities of these middle-aged white men who have reaped the benefits of the baby boomers era and who are now hell-bent on denying those same opportunities to our children.
I also note that our Prime Minister was not willing to move to where his employment is, a decision that is costing us tens of millions of dollars which could have supported many Newstart recipients for a long time.
|—||Kaye Lee (via auspoliticspixie)|
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
please. just please.