What happens when you take too much diclofenac?
Turns out that what happens when I do is that weird Dragon Age 2 fanfiction appears. I’m as surprised as anyone.
I don’t understand but I’m not complaining
2 philosophical 4 u
thats deep man
but what does it mean
(via nonimaginaryfriend)
This great Star Trek convo between Patton Oswalt and Gail Simone.
<3
Patton is a doll. He invited Bendis and I to his Portland show again this weekend but I will be in New Zealand. I cannot explain how much I adore that guy.
That awesome moment when two people I’m a fan of both know and like each other. Is it weird to be a fan of some one’s friendship? CAN I DO THIS?
this is the gist of the commendation email (minus identifying info etc)
FW: LETTER - DELIVERY ISSUE COMPLAINT
Complaint Type: Staff Compliment
Contents: Compliment
Comments: Compliment
Cust would like to send excellent feedback in regards to the postie that delivers to this area. She states that “He’s efficient, eternally cheerful, helpful and courteous each day”
Well done
Please forward to relevant postie
- Alexander: I got a commendation!
- Me: What?
- Alexander: An old lady called up to say what a good job I was doing delivering her mail. She said I was efficient, cheerful and courteous!
- Me: Aw.
- Alexander: Except we don't have a form for that, so my supervisor called me in and went "Alexander, we have receieved the strangest complaint..."
Here is the joke about ‘fowl’ play that you were hoping for. Our favourite giant inflatable yellow duck is no more. The floating fowl deflated late on Tuesday night, for unknown reasons, probably terrorism [Ed.: probably not terrorism].
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
(via cmkz)
tumblr: where it is quite tricky to post about an obscure book series you liked without discovering that somebody else has fond memories of it as well.
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog, via springsnotfail)
- Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
- Tywin: no they fucking aren't
- Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
